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A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose
truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San
Diego?" "Sure," answered
the blonde, "do you need a lift?" "Not for me. I'll be spending the
next three hours fixing my
truck. My problem is I've got two
chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the San
Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed
already so I don't want to keep them
on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the
zoo for me? I'll give you $100
for your trouble." "I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the
two chimpanzees were ushered
into the back seat of the blonde's car and
carefully strapped into their seat belts, and off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he
was horrified! There was the
blonde walking down the street and holding
hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he
pulled off the road and ran
over to the blond. What the hell are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take
these chimpanzees to the zoo."
"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde," but we had money left over so now we're going to Sea
World."
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