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A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when  she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man  walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San 
Diego?"  "Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"  "Not for me. I'll be spending the next  three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two  chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the San 
 Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them  on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo  for me? I'll give you $100 for your trouble."  "I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees  were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and  carefully strapped into their seat belts, and off they went.  Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the  heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified!  There was the blonde walking down the street and holding  hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big  crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and  ran over to the blond. What the hell are you doing here?" he  demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the  zoo." 
  "Yes, I know you did," said the blonde," but we had money  left over so now we're going to Sea World."

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