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A young
blonde woman in Joliet, Illinois, was so depressed that she decided to end her
life by throwing herself into the I&M canal. She went down to the docks and
was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her
tottering on the edge of the dock, crying. He took pity on her and said,
'Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if
you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and
bring you food every day.' Moving closer, he slipped his arm
around her shoulders and added, 'I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me
happy.'The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose?
Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning. That
night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From
then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and
they made passionate love until dawn. Three weeks later, during a
routine inspection, she was discovered by the captain. 'What are you
doing here?' the captain asked. 'I have an arrangement with one of the
sailors,' she explained. 'I get food and a trip to Europe ,
and he's screwing me.''He certainly is,' the captain said. 'This
is the Empress Casino, and we never leave
Joliet'
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