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Pure cheese
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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting
at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the
nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward
the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it
back.
'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place...
'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre
followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he
shares his.. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her
place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful
time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is
amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! 'You know,' he said, 'you are the
perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'
'No,' she replies. . .
Wait for it.
It's coming. .
The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
She says : 'You just happened to catch my eye.'
ittt cauuugghhhtt myyyeee eeeyeee... ( in a douchey "jeremy-esque" dialect )
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