How Adam Got Eve

 How Adam Got  Eve  Nothing  like a good Bible story to make your day.Adam  was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very  lonely.  So,  God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?  Adam  said he didn't have anyone to talk to.God  said that He was going to make Adam a companion, and  that it would be a woman. He  said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for  you, and  when you discover clothing, she will wash them for  you.  She  will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag  you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when  you've had a disagreement. She will praise  you!She  will bear your children.   and  never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of  them. She  will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love  and passion whenever you need it. Adam  asked God, 'What will a woman like this cost?''An  arm and a leg'. Then  Adam asked, 'What can I get for a rib?"Of  course the rest is history.