Five rules for men to follow for a happy life

Five rules for men to follow for a happy life

      1.  It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks
          from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

      2.  It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

      3.  It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who
           doesn't lie to you.

      4.  It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes
           to be with you.

      5.  It's very, very, very important that these four women do not
           know each other.