funny joke

When Dave's friends started arriving to set up camp at the race track the next day, who should be there but Dave sitting in front of his trailer, beer in hand, car off the trailer.

“How did ya talk your wife into letting you go Dave?”
“I didn’t have to” was Dave’s reply.
“When I left the meeting I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then my wife snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, ‘Surprise’!”
When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee and she said, “Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want.”
SO HERE I AM!!!