pure awesomeness
A
guy gets pulled over for speeding 88 MPH in a 45 zone. The cop askes
for
his drivers license and the guy says, "I'm sorry officer, but my
license
was suspended."The cop askes for his registration and the guy says, "It's
in the glove
compartment, but it's not in my name because I stole this car
in a car
jacking and I killed the woman that owns the car and stuffed her in
the
trunk and the gun I used is in the glove compartment. At this point the
cop
tells the guy to keep his hands in sight and he radios for back-up.When a supervisor
shows up, the cop tells him the story and he walks up
to the guy in the car.
The supervisor asks to see the guy's drivers
license and the guy hands it over
and it is valid with the guys real
name and information.
The supervisor
asks for the registration and the guy says, "It's in theGlove compartment."
The supervisor tells the guy to keep his hands in
sight and walks around to
the passenger side and opens the glove
compartment. There is the registration
in the guys name and everything
seems in order.Next the supervisor asks the
guy to get out and open the trunk. The guyopens the trunk and the only thing there
is a spare tire.
At this point the supervisor tells the guy what the other
cop had told
him. The guy replies "I bet that lying S.O.B. told you I
was speeding too, huh?
A motorist runs a red light and is photographed by an automated police camera. In the mail a short time later, he receives a photo of his car committing the infraction and a citation for $60. Instead of paying the fine, the motorist mails the police department a photograph of three 20-dollar bills. Several days later, he gets a letter back from the police department. Inside is a photograph of a pair of handcuffs.
-kentrel
Im pretty sure they should have just circled the whole car here... :)
